There’s this stupid fun thing going around Facebook lately. People are putting a note in their status to go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your first name, then post what you get. Since I should be doing homework, but am trying to avoid it I have nothing better to do at the moment, I figured what the hell…
1. A strong name for a strong woman. A Sandra, especially one born under the star (sun) sign of Aries tends to be intelligent, witty, extremely open, honest & passionate and will do whatever it takes to uphold her morals. While these are extremely admirable traits, they also mean that they should never be crossed. Hope you are paying attention, you have been warned!!
On the flipside, if you do the right thing (and why wouldn’t you?) a Sandra will go out of her way to make your life beautiful.
While fiercely independent, a Sandra has both a strong sense of community and family and will do whatever it takes (regardless of personal cost) to defend and protect those that she cares about.
Do yourself a favour – find a Sandra; stocks are limited and they are (rightly so) in high demand.
Need a friend? Look no further than Sandra.
This pretty much sums it up, although I am not an Aries, but rather a Gemini, which just doubles everything. Also, the morals part is pretty much laughable accurate. Crossing me is definitely not advisable, that is where the Gemini thing really comes into play, evil twin and all…and you have been warned.
To be fair, there are a total of 12 totally made up definitions for the name Sandra. Several that reference Queen (hello!, I’ve been telling you people this forever!) and even one that says, “Yellin babyslingin baseball superstar salesqueen who everyone likes.”, that makes absolutely no sense at all. I’m going to go ahead and completely ignore the one that says, “a girl usually refered to as a slut and a triphlin hoe”, because obviously whoever put that one in there can’t be trusted if they can’t even spell “trifling ho” correctly. Insults must be spelled right…get your shit together people!







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