Just a little bit OCD

I’ve always suspected that the only reason my house ever gets messy is because my girls are piggish. Now that they are spending several days a week at their Dad’s house, I finally have the proof. While they are gone, the house is spotless. The second they get home, it’s like a bomb went off. Their Dad says the same thing happens at his house. Is this all kids? Or just mine?

My (much older) sister tells me I was this way as a teenager. Of course, I totally don’t believe her, because, you know, she probably says shit like that because she is jealous that I am so much younger and prettier than she is. Pffft! Sibling rivalry! And because I am now much more tidy and organized than she is. She needs to get over it and just let me torch help her get all her stuff organized.

So, what do I have to do to get my kids to stop being so messy? They must have defective genes (read: my sisters genes) or something. I really can’t believe we are even related, let alone that they came out of my own uterus.

PS – You know I love ya sissah! xoxoxo