You know how some women have this deep seeded urge to have babies, especially after they have been around or held a new one? It doesn’t matter if they are 20 or 50, they always say, “Aw, now I wanna have a baby”. I used to do that. But, that was years ago and way before I had my uterus evicted. For me it is puppies.
I already have three dogs, who are totally KICK ASS, when they aren’t trying to kill me. My niece was given a Pomchi (Pomeranian/Chihuahua mix) puppy the other day. Tal immediately kidnapped it and brought it home, saying my niece could not possibly raise this puppy. My niece called and demanded her puppy back. Blain was all, “Oh, hell yes that puppy needs to go back!” and I was all, “But look how tiny and fluffy he is, he could fit in my pocket!”
I would have taken a picture and posted it, but my camera battery was dead and the gig was up before it recharged.
I’d have kept him, had he not been a kidnap victim and if Blain would just being all reasonable and shit and if the city didn’t have a limit on how many dogs you can have. Blain is like Castro and it feels like I live in a Communist state. Boo Hiss!
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