1. Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ‘98.
2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
3. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
4. Too difficult to “mark” every web site they visit.
5. Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.”
6. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
7. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they’re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
8. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that virtual Frisbee.
9. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
10. Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging.
11. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
12. Saliva coated floppy disks refuse to work.
13. Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.
14. TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. (”Too hard to type with paws!”)
15. Smell U - Smell ME still in beta test.
16. Butt-sniffing more direct & less deceiving than online chat rooms.
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