As always I am forever cruising around the blog world, trying to find someone interesting to read. Lately I have been getting some good picks off of twitter, and I’ve found a new fav.
This bitch is CRAZY! And when I say “bitch”, I mean it in a good way, a way in which if she were to ever read this, she would be like, “Oh, hell yeah, I’m a total bitch!”. Ha! Who am I kidding, she’s not going to be reading this, so who cares how she takes it, right?. Jenny, The Bloggess, is one of the superstar bloggers. You know, the kind that every other blogger out there knows who she is and only wishes to have so many stalkers followers, especially that comment on all of her posts!!! (Yes, I am looking directly at the two of you who read my damn blog!). But, she is not one of those kind of bloggers that really is a bitch in a “I’m better than everyone else” high school cheerleader bitchy, delusional kind of way. Does any of this make sense? Am I getting through to you two?
Any how, you really need to check her out, not that she needs any more damn traffic. Oh yes, and did I mention she’s crazy. Like cuckoo, sarcastic, don’t believe her when she says she is going to murder people to get higher on the Technorati blog ranking list crazy.
Speaking of Technorati rankings. She’s seriously kicking my ass!
Obviously, she is on the left and I am on the right. You people need to tell some of your friends to read my blog or something. I’m starting to feel like I’m talking to myself. Geez! OK, so I probably am talking to myself, what else is new?
August 17th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
So what you’re saying is that I’m a bitch? And that I’ll never be a cheerleader? And that you *don’t* think I’ll murder thousands of people? Because I totally could if I had the time. And a machete. And a bunch of towels.
So help me, if I find enough towels a lot of people are in big trouble.
PS. I just added you to my blogroll.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:02 am
Believe her, bitch is crazy.. Crazy.