Signs your dog has won the lottery

** Giant gold fire hydrant in the front yard.
** Sends another dog out to bark at the mailman.
** Oscar Mayer truck parked at the kitchen door on Wednesdays.
** Starts his own party and runs for President.
** Congressman from Texas suddenly pushing anti-cat bill.
** “Bigfoot” truck in the driveway with “Hey Cat - Make My Day!” bumper sticker.
** Shortage of beef jerky at all the local grocery stores.