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Introducing Tigger, your local Ace Hardware Man. It’s about time he started contributing to his welfare!
For the past few days we have been invaded by moths. I don’t what the hell is going on, I have never seen anything like it. They congregate in the garage around the light. The other night there must have been hundreds of them. I tried to get a picture, but [...]
My little girl, Kitty, was playing out in the back yard the other day. The girls noticed she was dragging her butt on the ground and let Blain know. He goes out to check it out, flips her over and notices she has not one, but two red ants attached to her va-jay-jay. [...]
10. Get naked, hose yourself down with the water hose, and then walk into your local convenience store beer cooler.
9. Organize a 50 meter sprint swim in a pool of liquid nitrogen. First one not to shatter, Wins!
8. Purchase a one-way ticket to Siberia.
7. Feed your husband plenty of bean burritos for dinner and [...]
Continue reading about It’s so freaking hot! Tips for beating the heat!
I double dog dare you!
Continue reading about Just try to resist this one…I dare you!
I have recently found two blogs that are heartbreaking, but riveting. How amazing to blog such raw human emotion. All three are on my feed reader so that I can follow what happens.
Please visit these blogs and let them know you were there by commenting.
Matt, Liz and Madeline
Lifting Up Serenity
Have you ever watched Fox News Channel? What’s the deal? Like every single one of their female newscasters is HOT! And I am not the only one to think so. Click here, here, and here.
No wonder my husband likes to watch Fox News with me. Hey, it is better to [...]
Lula, originally uploaded by Bunnieblog.
At time she has such great hair. It can be so shiny and silky and curly, that I just want to pet her. At other times, like when she refuses to brush it out, it is fully of knarly knots. Once she gets older and learns how to [...]
Have a HAPPY and SAFE 4th of July! And don’t be douche bags by NOT remembering the real reason for the holiday. It is not just a day to be off work and drink it up with your friends, even though that is true and quite convenient, actually try to celebrate the birth [...]
Other people have kids. I know these other people have kids that are shitheads misbehave. I can’t possibly be the only one. I am really getting sick and tired of other people acting like they have the most perfect kids that never act like assholes in an unbecoming fashion. You know [...]
Continue reading about Mine are not the only ones! Pa-lease!
So, after work today I needed to stop at Quicktrip to get some coffee. I walk in like normal, as if everything in the universe was not about to be body slammed and given a big old noogey on the old grape.
I grab a coffee cup, head over to the ice machine that has [...]
I have decided to do another new thing on this here blog. I am going to start replying to some of the comments you leave for me. When I comment on other blogs, I love when they answer back. I don’t know why I never thought to reply to y’all. Please [...]
