Mine are not the only ones! Pa-lease!
Other people have kids. I know these other people have kids that are shitheads misbehave. I can’t possibly be the only one. I am really getting sick and tired of other people acting like they have the most perfect kids that never act like assholes in an unbecoming fashion. You know who you are! Stop lying. We all know you are lying and it really makes you look silly.
All kids live to misbehave. It’s their freaking jobs! You have to deal with smart-ass remarks, the rolling of the eyes, selective hearing and willful ignoring, just like the rest of us. Get over it and just admit that your kids are just like the rest of ours. You will have no need to confess your lying ways to God anymore during your nightly prayers and this will help you sleep better. I promise.
Ha! I couldn’t agree more. Most excellent post, Bunnie! I’m proud to admit I have raised two perfectly rotten teenagers, and have another in the making. So there. Take that you liars! (Although I wish saying that made me sleep better.. LOL)
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:19 pmmy kids are going to be saints.. HA!! yeah right im gonna have my hands full.. i already know it.. why else you think i havent had any yet lol oh yeah school.. blah blah.. marriage.. blah blah.. hehe what ever, i just know i dont have the patience for the little shit yet hehe.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:30 pmCandace - I’m pretty it isn’t just ours. I have a sneaking suspicion they are all rotten. It’s just that some people can admit and some can’t.
Nikki - Wait as long as possible!
July 6th, 2008 at 11:37 amOh PLEASE…have you met my son Dylan?!! We don’t call him Dylan the Villan for nothing!! He is my total payback for everything I did to my parents, then you combine everything Doug did…and, there you go! You know I luv him, really! My mom thinks it’s funny every time she hears a Dylan story…”Oh, just like you!” (really, me…a spaz & a trouble maker?! :})
July 21st, 2008 at 7:18 pm