As you know, I have three dogs. Two boys and a girl. Nero doesn’t hump anything anymore…he still grieves the lose of his testicles. However, he used to hump his brother, Brutus (R.I.P.). Kitty, the girl, humps our comforter and sometimes a leg if it is positioned to her liking. Tigger humps us, Kitty and Nero. I never really put much thought into other than…Ewwwwwww!!!! and knowing that it was incest between Nero and Brutus and now Tigger and Kitty (from the same parents, just two years apart).
I was looking online, trying to find some cute dog tag charms. Nero already has one that says “Spoiled” and fits him perfectly. Kitty used to have one that said “Ms Kitty”, obviously meant as a cat charm, but hey, it worked and who the hell puts charms on their cats anyway? I don’t’ know what happened to it though. She used to have a really bad habit of chewing off her collars (no matter what we did to try to stop her - it was kind of comical when she would get her lower jaw stuck under it and then would come to us with big puppy dogs eyes, begging us to get her unstuck). The charm turned up missing after one of those episodes. I am sure she probably swallowed it and it came out in one of her steaming craps she left in the back yard. If so, there is no way in hell I was going to monitor all of her poops until I saw a glint of medal to dig out.
Back on track…during my google search I came across “gay dog tags” at the homo depot (ha, ha…I just got that play on words when I typed that…I’m a little slow sometimes). That got me thinking…are my dogs gay? They probably are! And here I was treating them like heteros all this time! I’m so ashamed! How was I to know? It’s not like we have deep conversations. Jeez!
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