Trees in ATL are evil

Not only do I hear on the local news on a regular basis that there has been another death by tree…no joke!, but there are so many freaking trees here that every spring the world takes on a yellow tinge.

It is that time of year again that the trees are pollinating. Lots of pollinating. Way too much pollinating. My white truck is now yellow. The bottom of my shoes are caked with yellow dust. It makes my throat itch, my eyes water and fills my nose with copius amounts of snot. I never had allergies until I moved here. I need to invest in some those mouth filters that carpenters use to elimate the amounts of saw dust they breath in. I don’t think I would even care how silly I looked.