Is the hokey pokey really what it’s all about?
If you have a tooth pulled, will the hole ever fill in or will it be a crumb collector for the rest of your life?
Why is the sky blue? and What shape is the sky?
What color is a red fire engine?
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
If getting a leather coat wet ruins it, then why does cows not get ruined when they stand in the rain?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :’Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn’t good on mashed potatoes?
Why when people ask you “what three things would you bring with you if you were stranded on a desert island?” no one ever replies, “A BOAT”
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Comment me with your answers or theories.
April 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I love that first one (Is the hokey pokey really what it’s all about?)…..my friend has that sign in her house and now we like to say it all the time :}