Top Ten Reasons Why You Should NEVER Download Tetris Mania To Your Cell Phone (besides just wearing out the buttons on your phone):
10. You will waste endless (no, really ENDLESSSSSSSS…) amounts of time in your futile attempt to beat the DAMN game. Work? Kids? Laundry? Dinner? Huh?
9. You may start hearing voices in your head that eerily sound like a play by play of an actual sport. “Oh she pulled that one out of no where Bud!” “Ouch, that mistake is going to cost him major points this round!” And if you listen real hard, you can hear the cheering of all your fans and the boo’s of your opponents fans.
8. You find yourself practicing your answers to the clever questions asked by the likes of Matt Lauer and David Letterman when you become the World Tetris Champion of all time!
7. You start having disturbing, delusional thoughts of grandeur. There is no way that your country will EVER need to call you up to defend its honor during a Tetris Championship against the Russians.
6. You may start to think that you can tutor others too stupid not fortunate enough to have your same high level of skill and agility. Maybe there is a Tetris Learning Center for the Disadvantaged that you could volunteer at!
5. It starts to get creepy when you imagine fitting large Tetris blocks into ordinary, everyday scenes. What shape would fit best between his eyebrows? How about the space between those buildings? I bet the one shaped like the letter “L” could fit right between those trees and clear like three freakin’ rows!
4. As you play, repeating random jibberish words over and over and over and over…in your head. Somehow this helps you drown out the starving kids blathering on about some foolishness in the background
3. Suddenly making up excuses why you can’t go to the store with your spouse and finding great reasons why the kids need to go with them. Duh!, it is so much easier to concentrate when the house is quiet.
2. When you close your eyes to go to sleep after multiple hours of playing, the inside of your eyelids become the screen and you replay and analyze why you still didn’t win that DAMN game!
1. Sorry, I could only come up with nine. This is totally cutting into my game time!
I should probably just delete it from my phone before I start to really experience all of these! 
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