Is this new?

I’ve been married now for over 16 years and you would think I would have noticed something like this by now!

Seriously, what in the hell? These are like freakishly alien feet! All bony and veining and just down right creepy! How could I have missed this for so long? The only thing I can figure is that Blain ALWAYS has socks on. He swears its because he doesn’t like to walk around bare foot because he hates getting hair and crumbs and stuff on the bottom of his feet. Hey, and he refuses to wear flip flops or sandles too! It’s not because of the whole dirty feet thing…he has been hiding his devil spawned dogs! YIKES!!