So we have this houseboat neighbor that is a nudist. That may sound cool and all, but not when he is like 80 years old! Good old Al has put up an extra railing all the way around his top deck so that he and his friends (more on them later) can run around nakey. Unfortunately, the canvas on the extra railing tends to flap a bit in the wind! It’s not pretty. Not to mention the horrendous sounds that come from up there until late into the night.
This past weekend Al decided to have himself a swingin’ party, with his aforementioned friends. 30-40 naked people of all different colors, shapes and sizes. The master of the party was this he/she person that brought aboard several bags full of toys. He/she talked to Blain (the hubs) about renting our houseboat to host parties. Hmmmm…there would be a lot of money in it, but who is going to clean it afterward? Oh hell no…don’t even think it’s going to be me.
Did I mention the sex swing he has now installed from the canopy on the top deck?
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